I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!

You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Heart Sigh

When someone or something touches your heart in such a way, that your entire being is caught up in such an ripple of emotion, that it literally captivates your heart in such a way, that it makes a (*sigh)

An example of "heart sigh" a moment similar to something that "takes your breath away"

by ZTwilight September 2, 2011

Fookin Laser Sights

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Sieht man dass ich butter bin?

„Sieht man dass ich butter bin?“ is a term commonly used by people who smoke weed. It means as much as, „Do I look like I‘m completely stoned?“

The term was originally coined by a man, only known as „El Stocko“, a famous Austrian thinker and phylosopher who spends most of his time in the „Loco bar“.

„Sieht man dass ich butter bin?“
„Yes, you look just like N.H.“

by El Stocko‘s son January 17, 2022

jagex...(sigh)

When someone who plays RuneScape can't believe the extent to which Jagex goes to make the game as difficult as possible.

Person 1: Wow Jagex put Bonus XP weekend on the same weekend as Daylight Savings Time. They want the Bonus XP to be on the shortest weekend of the year so players don't get as much experience

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

by LiveByDaDeep December 4, 2010

sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.

"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

sighsmike activity

Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.

A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009