Scrunkly

Something cute but kind of gross and icky but like awww <3<3<3<3

"Have you seen Jessica's alt boyfriend?"
"I feel like he would be cute if he showered."

"He's so scrunkly what do you mean?"

by Scruncklecrncunkle January 15, 2022

Shmunkin

Means whatever you want it to mean. Usually slang for pumpkin

Hey you Shmunkin

by Hangrydragon November 24, 2022

Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?

This bastard is a scrunklefuck.

by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023

Shrinkpotle

The restaurant chain formerly known as Chipotle, until around 2022 when they began to significantly shrink portion sizes to combat inflation. Once a proud company and many people's go-to mexican spot, Chipotle has now become nothing more than a bit-size burrito boondoggle.

Joe: Hey Brad, want to hit up Chipotle for lunch? Brad: You mean Shrinkpotle? No thanks, I'm not interested in paying $10 for the Ant Burrito Especial.

by bavery08 August 5, 2023

Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007

Ressesionary Shrink

The deacrease in the amount of product you recieve after the start of the resession compared to the amount you would have recieved for the same price before the resession.

Due to ressesionary shrink, if you look at the side of most cearial boxes, it wil appear much thinner.

by iwonttellmyname July 10, 2009

Stink Shrink

When you lose your erection because a woman's crotch smells so bad.

Man, her pussy stunk so bad that I got that stink shrink! My dick went down like the Titanic!

by GC A.C. March 10, 2021