shankopotomus

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

by ezell714 February 2, 2009

schrank

Functioning as either a noun or a verb, it is acceptable to use in any context to describe an object or place in the physical world, with the exception of a typewriter. In the verb usage, to be "schranked" implies being fucked with to the nth power.

Noun: "I put my schrank in your bait box."
Verb: "Honey, I schranked the kids!"

by sungodRa April 15, 2008

love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.

I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.

by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008

shanki

A word used to describe a person who often makes rude or obsene sexual innuendos at inappropriate times. They often do not know when to shut up and create very awkward situations.

John is a disgusting Shanki.

by Alex Roger April 27, 2008

shanks

a pirate captain in the anime one piece also known as red hair shanks he is usually seen wearing a straw hat

'have you seen the bounty on red hair shanks'

by gomu gomu dickhead November 9, 2009

I'll shank your ass

shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.

Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.

by Blan October 18, 2004

shankjob

A shankjob is someone who can't do anything correctly and/or does really shoddy work.

George W. Bush is a fucking shankjob.

by Allen A. September 26, 2007