that girl is maaaaaddddd shampan
by cracccccccccccccccck May 17, 2006
Get the shampan mug.1.a method of shutting somebody up
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.
1.I wish somebody would give her a freaking shampoo ambush about now... she won't shut up!
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO
by OlaKiggsworth November 1, 2007
Get the shampoo ambush mug.A courageous shaman who teaches noobs to heal and protects the many creatures of the mystical land of Azeroth.
Sipper: When will the almighty Shampizzle show me how to heal once and for all...
Avvo: You just are not worthy enough to stand in front of the great Shampizzle.
Avvo: You just are not worthy enough to stand in front of the great Shampizzle.
by Shamp April 26, 2009
Get the Shampizzle mug.The act of wasing one's hair (on one's noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one's pubic hair. May sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. Believed to be carried out often by a Jacob, and possibly by a Thomas.
Mum: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.
by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009
Get the shampube mug.Tim: Yo, man, I heard that she shampubes. I don't think I'd trust it.
Jon: Hell yea, so do I. I like keeping things fresh. I shampube everytime I shower.
*awkward silence*
Tim: Oh.
Jon: Hell yea, so do I. I like keeping things fresh. I shampube everytime I shower.
*awkward silence*
Tim: Oh.
by adamadeus December 21, 2009
Get the Shampube mug.The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."
"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
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