shart

A shart is when one shits and farts at the same time. its sort of like vomiting up a pizza.

'yo david i have to go shart'
'whats sharting'
'u will understand when ur older'
'im 33'
'thats a u problem not a me problem'

by jonny jonny jonny jonny jonny April 30, 2019

shart

it is when you think you are going to fart, but you really shit your pants

My friend sharted in his sleep and it got all over his sheets

by ctdrummer April 28, 2012

Shart

While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.

The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.

by Pat McGroin March 3, 2008

shart

A squishy fart that also yields some solid waste.

see also Cammshaft23

Camm is a human shart.

by cchil January 12, 2006

Shart

A shart occurs when a fart brings an unexpected/uninvited friend along with it.

Damn it! I thought I just needed to let go of some gas, but it wasn't a fart, it was a shart!

by junglistgirl77 September 13, 2010

shart

fart and shit put together

u ****ing shart

by katie January 20, 2004

shart

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

by dancer01 March 10, 2005