Screen Time

Use of a computer, iPod, TV, etc. Hated by parents but loved by kids/teenagers.

Mom: Go get some exercise
Kid: no way, I'm too busy with this epic screen time!

Screen Time by Sinfonia69 October 24, 2014

screen licker 

A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.

Oi Kev you spag, stop being a screen licker and licking the screen!

screen licker by James Law January 4, 2008

screen scrunched 

In certain video games, such as in Mario, when the screen is moving and you die from being trapped between the moving screen and an object.

Damn! Cant believe I got screen scrunched in the tank level of Mario 3!

screen scrunched by Ben Rie September 29, 2008

Screen Stretcher 

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

Screen Stretcher by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

screen cheater

a person who in video games will look at the opponents' screen to gain an unfair advantage. NCAA Football is a big game that screen cheaters tend to bastardize. screen cheaters always go bonkers if they are figured out and tend to swear on their mother's proverbial grave to disprove any notions. they are the absolute worst and will end up saying the next morning that they were drunk and did not remember anything about it.

James: Branyan you screen-cheating little bitch! that's five plays in a row that you put your defense exactly where my play is going!

Branyan: I AM NOT A SCREEN CHEATER I SWEAR ON EVERYONE!

screen cheater by Turner Proverbial September 29, 2010

screen zombie 

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

screen zombie by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

Screen Gems 

See: S from hell

Screen Gems is the programming service which brought us the scary ass logo consisting of a red S and a yellow background. Better known a the S from hell

Screen Gems by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022