scott pilgrimage

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

by NoeOffenseBut... October 10, 2014

Scottish Toboggan

An anal trail of three or more kilted men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”

As long as you bring decent scotch, I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight.

by DMixylodian April 2, 2019

Scott Freeman

An anime voice actor from Funimation who voice Arthur Kirkland or United Kingdom from APHAxis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and Test, and the three servant twins Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson from Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler. Unfortunately, Scott Freeman was arrested and convicted of possession of child pornography and sentenced to three years in federal prison in 2016. He is now currently registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life and it will be hard for him to find work after that.

Scott Freeman was the voice of Arthur Kirkland or Britain from Axis Powers Hetalia, Yuuji Sakamoto from Baka and test, and Timber, Cantabury, and Thompson, from Black Butler. Now, after being convicted of possession of child pornography Scott Freeman's contract with Funimation is officially terminated and he is registered as a sex offender for the rest of his life after doing a three year sentence in Federal Prison.

by Viscount Druitt December 7, 2019

Scottbizz

A hench, hard guy with a massive knob.

Oh he’s a scottbizz

by That guy, again May 16, 2020

Scott Cramer

An epic YouTuber who makes really good songs like Mr Personality along with quality videos such as Mr Personality

P1: hey do you know Scott Cramer?
P2: yes.
P1: ok you want to get tacos?
P2: yes.
P1: can you say anything other than yes?
P2: yes
P1: ok, can you tell me some?
P2: no.

by Gamer 39 September 12, 2020

Scott Paul

A man of an Italian(Wap) and Jewish(kyke) origin. He is from Sante Fe Texas and is a man of the people. He will routinely leave the Xbox when he gets set off. His biggest are Landon Jumper and his ex. He is also a big boycotter of the video call of duty cold war even though he is suspected of having the game. Scott is also suspected of being gay and is on step two but somehow is almost to step six(taking it up the ass). Many of his freinds care about him and like him and he makes jokes about his freinds but when they make jokes back he cries about it.

Alec:Hey Scott Paul hope your cobalt explodes.

Scott Paul: Fuck you Ehrgood

Scott Paul: Wrecks Horribly on his bike

Scott Paul: OHHHHHHHH CALLLL MYYYYYY MOOMMMMMMM

by Igloo motha fucker January 28, 2021

Scottish Moon Pie

When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.

Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!

by AeroEnzo December 12, 2021