Schlong Shot

I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!

Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!

by Kinn Notap May 21, 2017

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Kong Schlong

A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.

Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?

Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?

Oh jeez, I guess you're right.

by DonLykeB March 18, 2019

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schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

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Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

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