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ScannerBomb

When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.
I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.
by greatdrew April 16, 2015
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spanner

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.
He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.
by Michael Falstead January 5, 2009
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wank spanner

Andy M is the prime exaple of one of these.
Oi!! Wank spanner!! You down the pub later??
by Brother of Wankspanner December 9, 2008
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Spannerboy

A boy of many Spanners. Often recognised by its grumbling mating call. Usually the one who drinks the most and still manages to stay alert until everyone else is asleep so he can begin his reign of terror inserting Glowsticks into unsuspecting Ginger peoples bodies.
Look at that Spannerboy... bet he cant wait to stick his spanner in there...
by Fickolas September 1, 2008
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Spanner

Shut up you spanner
by _[\{< September 11, 2018
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scander

"KSproulz is such a scander"
"Her bras showing through her shirt, whatta scander"
by tbreeze1223333 October 17, 2013
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spanner

a funny British fellow who enjoys chasing the ladies
~also goes by "mikey"
~"Mike SPANNER enjoys all things british and chasing after females"
by Sierra April 18, 2004
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