A late night salad created by taking a large leaf of lettuce, placing several different items inside such as bacon bits, cheese, tomatoes and salad dressing. Fold the lettuce over like a burrito, hold it in your hand with no plate or utensils and eat it.
by leaf lover May 27, 2011
by orphic December 6, 2002
When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.
Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
by cpatrickc August 25, 2009
Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.
by Tyranitar August 26, 2018
When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.
by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015
Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
by john_witten January 3, 2012