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When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.
Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
by cpatrickc August 24, 2009
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