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smoking

A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.
I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.
by exsmoker March 18, 2009
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Go Smackington

Verb/adjective

The art of verbally undressing the female homosapien and/or engaging in intense, verbal intercourse with a previously unknown woman.

Similar to having game but on a much higher level.
B-rad: So David, I saw you talking to Sarah

David (an Asian): Yesh, I was trying to make moves

Eze: Boyyy, I heard that. Did you go smackington?
by @Brazen_Faith March 12, 2011
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Smoking That Gas

Guy 1: Bro I'm so high I've been smoking that gas
Guy 2: Wtf is that
Guy 1: I've been smoking weed
by Onnie.Wavy June 13, 2016
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cunny-smacking

verb
The act of smacking the cunny with the hand to tease and/or arouse pleasure. Often performed with the labia relatively closed together, but can be performed with the clitoris exposed with hard smacking for intense arousal.

Cunny-smacking is usually executely lightly with the fingers togethers, or sometimes the combined motion of smacking and grinding with the palm of the hand.

Recently, cunny-smackers have evolved their cunny-smacking repertoire to smacking with the back of the hand in a braggadocio manner rather than for practical purposes.

Females occasionally smack their own cunny when masturbating, commonly accompanying the use of sex toys.
Hey, Papi. I loved it when you were cunny-smacking me.
by DJ Totoro July 28, 2008
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smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.
Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.
by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010
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Smacking Beans

Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.
Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
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Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
by RyandRy December 31, 2010
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