arjen robben

Soccer player who plays for Netherlands and likes to get penalties by flopping on the field and acting like he fell.known for flopping/falling on the field.

In the game mexico vs. netherlands arjen robben flopped on the field and got a penalty kick on Mexico.

by supernovachica July 14, 2014

ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.

"i fucked ruben last night" said marina

by ruben March 3, 2005

Ruben

A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time

Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!

by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013

rubenowitz

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!

Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!

by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008

rouven

A Rouven is a great cook, loves to party & always likes a good bong-head. He also a very funny & good-looking person,which may have an addiction to music,especially till lindeman.

If you find a Rouven,keep him!

-Look at this guy! He drank a whole beer in 2 seconds!
- His Name must be Rouven!

by Komplimentemacher123 January 1, 2017

rouven

Rouven is a Motherfucking OG which can kill you only with his eyes.

Rouven is an OG.

by RDL187 January 3, 2017

Ruben

An awesome guy whose kinda short. He's Hispanic and loves to workout. Hes very strong and has a hot body. Hes great in bed and is the thing of girls dream. Very loyal to his friends and will do anything to protect them. If you find him never let him go because your regret it alot. He's extremely athletic but also is a badass. Don't fight him unless you want to go to the hospital.

Don't mess with Ruben he'll kick your ass!

Awww your so lucky that your boyfriend is a Ruben.

by Reddragonfire23 November 5, 2018