ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 03, 2005
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FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT
'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'
by Ruben June 07, 2003
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ramtag

A bloody dangerous game played by those that own a car and dont mind dying in it, and a some what amorous game engaged in at parties of ill-repute. Ramtag has led to much death and controversty over the years, most recently when confusion between a group of redneck hicks about which game was about to be played led to the hospitalisation of much of mississippi with grins on their faces.

ramtagger = derogotary name bringing sexual practice into dispute
'lets play ramtag'
'you ramtagger'
by Ruben June 07, 2003
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anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!
by Ruben June 09, 2003
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Boofalani

Purposely murdering a cow and attempting to cornhole its asshole after it is deceased (dead).
My falik is so hard, its need to go Boofalani.
by Ruben March 15, 2005
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grizzley adams

grizzley adams had a beard. his name was used in the movie happy gilmore
yeah, and Grizzley Adams had a beard.


Grizzley Adams did have a beard...
by Ruben May 13, 2005
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Jupiler

Originally brewed in Jupille, near Liege (Belgium), this pilsner is the best available.
"Yo, 'nother Jup please!"
by Ruben June 30, 2004
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