close reading

Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.

Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.

Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.

by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010

I aint reading allat

you will.

Person 1 (types an essay)

Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro

Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?

by Hard Fuzzy Man September 9, 2023

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

radilicious

the act of being rad
being cool in an extreme way.

Person 1: "dude did you see that wave?"
Person 2: "ya brah, it was radilicious!"

by slyk vik January 9, 2009

Radiant_Day

1. He’s a flirty boi in the Days Union

2. He is a operative on the Days Union

Mrflimflam: *doing literally nothing*
Radiant_Day: Heyyy baby ;)

by Socio/psychopath April 30, 2020

Radical Soda

Radical Soda, aka Rad or otherwise known as Robert, is an adult male living in New Zealand. His YouTube channel, called Radicalsoda, is a comedy review.

Rad uses a female as his mascot and wants to relentlessly bang Monika, the predominant antagonist of Doki Doki literature club, and other dubbed "Hotties" such as Bayonetta and his own mascot Poppy.

(Rad-Ical-Soda)

"Hey man you seen Radical sodas new video?"

"Yeah man, he wanted to fuck Monika the entire time"

by Zexy9669 May 29, 2020

Radicous

Can use this word for whatever u want

Big up The JimmyBoys

Your my radicous

by JimmyBoys101 July 11, 2020