uber pwn pwn

To pwn to the degree of Uberness.
i.e. Beyond all that which is pwned.

Guy 1: "One Shot 200 meters with a glock. DEAD"
Guy 2: "Uber pwn pwn"

by UberLordPwnage August 19, 2008

pwns

A descriptive word implying that the skills u have are far superior to the person ure talkin to.

my skills pwns ures come back when ure pr0.
"m8 remember that time when u pwned me...." "erm no..." "exactly Biznitch u suck my balls. my skills pwns ures.... come back when u can beat ure mum pppfpfpffff U SUCK!!!."

by The Shed April 02, 2006

Pwn

the act of being shut down by someone or something; to annihilate, destroy, or desecrate; complete ownage.

last night when we were doing the dirty, I pwned your vag. or I am going to pwn your mom tonight.

by GOD_LIKE April 19, 2006

Pwn

A penguin with a jet pack.

Did you see that penguin with a jet pack? He pwned. All of us.

by theramin January 11, 2009

Pwn

To own, or, in laymans terms, to have done incredibly well at. Usually used in conjunction with 1337

I pwned dis map!

by KoLdDoOm May 29, 2004

Pwn

In according to of anything possible, a word that can be used to accord with any sentence, as of now.

I pwn.
You pwn.
We pwned.
Fuck'n Pwn.
You = Pwn
"Remember when we pwned Kitsuko?"
"I'm about to fuck'n pwn you."
"Don't be angry at me, just because I pwn."

"LOL PWN"
"PWN PWN PWN"

"Fuck your face. Pwned."

by KazThatPwnedYou May 13, 2005

Pwn

The word pwn or pwned describes how badly you have beaten somebody at their own game,it can also be used as the word "owned".The word can be used frequently depending on the circumstances and the situation, like if you just "pwned" someone at tony hawk underground 2.It can also be expressed as the word cool or awsome would.

"Pwnge","That is Pwnge.",He just pwned you","Youve been pwned!!!"

by +GU+XolrecX November 11, 2004