Nixon and potters

'cock and balls.' Nixon, like Richard Nixon- Dick. Potters is from Harry potter- harry balls.

my nixon and potters

by Gonzo 3000 April 5, 2004

Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

Putter

A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.

1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.

by Bradula August 2, 2006

Bitter Pitters

Bitter, Ignorant, Uneducated people who's goal in life is to hate the Pit Bull breed. These close-minded people are often influenced by media and other Bitter Pitters. These are the same type of people that vote based on commercial information. Bitter Pitters love corn.

Running the other direction when seeing a Pit Bull (on leash no less) is a typical Bitter Pitter move. Grabbing their child in fear and telling them to stay away from THAT dog is also typical.

Corn cobs have also been found in the anus of deceased Bitter Pitters.

by BitterBittersUnite August 20, 2011

putternugget

Takes too much time. Is slow.

Beast.

This car is such a putternugget, it won't get me anywhere!

by Kreeston August 2, 2009

putterance

A fart that flies under the radar.

I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.

by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010