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punt

Jesus Christ, I can't believe my best friend punted me!
by Kat October 22, 2004
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punt

Pundit, as in a Brain. Very knowledgable.
That guy's an UNIX punt!
by ubiquitous punt September 15, 2003
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Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
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Bum-punt

Game played by various friends in which you kick other friends in the ass whilst yelling "bum-punt", no kick backs rules may also be applied immediately after the first bum-punt occurs and there are no scoring rules.

Same basic idea for crotch-punt and also cunt-punt!
Friend 1: *kicks friend 2 in ass*

Friend 1: "Bum-punt, no kick backs"

Friend 2: "you git"
by PsuedoStarbuck February 14, 2009
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ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.
Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.
by aeropb January 13, 2014
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Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019
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Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.
Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.
by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018
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