punched a midget

An act that while justifiable will ultimately result in embarrassment. The phrase is derived from the inevitable embarrassment that results from beating the shit out of a midget that is messing with your woman/insulting your honor. To allow him to continue will only lead to the shame of being hassled by a three foot tall circus performer, but knocking his teeth out will lead to looks of shock and disgust from passers by who did not witness the little person's earlier transgression.

So Mr. President, how goes the invasion of that third world nation?

Not good, i really punched a midget on that one.

by mongoose4342 July 17, 2006

pants puncher

The equivalence to a homo- sexual man, (faggot, fag, fudgepacker,cock-rocker etc). Originated in the late 1970's, early 80's New York City. Gay men were spotted jerking each other off, and if seen from a distance, or from behind the recipient, it appears as though the jerker is "punching his pants," hence pants puncher.

"While driving by the YMCA, I saw a man on his knees, punching another man in the crotch repeatedly. I soon realized that I was mistaken, for the recipient of the punches was not wincing in pain, and as I drove closer I could see that the "pants puncher" was actually jerking off the standing man."

by Robert McMahon April 16, 2007

Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop

I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby

by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006

pubic puncher

when a male has really bad aim and when he attempts to enter the vagina, misses and "punches" the pubic bone with his penis.

that guy i fucked last night was a major pubic puncher. he totally bruised me.

by CURLY FISHY! November 23, 2007

undie puncher

One who takes pleasure in a little bit of undie punching every now and then.

Simo: I think he "assaulted" her
Me: He punched her in the undies? (you know, with his member)
Simo: Yeah, he's a real undie puncher

by Rodney Stewart March 12, 2008

Whale puncher

-adjective

1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.

The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.

1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."

2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."

3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."

4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."

by Kakapo March 26, 2009

Douche Puncher

A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.

Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".

Sy.

Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player

Ant.

Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris

Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface

Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"

Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."

by The Kat. March 16, 2011