protester

A person who seriously engages in the hobby of protesting. They run around screaming trying to change the world by getting "them" to do the right thing instead of finishing college, getting a job, or running for office.

My last girlfriend was mad about the environment, the War, and animal rights, so instead of working she went to meetings with other angry protesters.

by drdavidcalling September 23, 2006

over protective boyfriend

The dick that won't let you talk to his girlfriend without getting jealous, and threatening to beat you up.

boy: Hey, how was your day?

girl: It was fine thanks, you?

over protective boyfriend (prick) : Fuck off boy if you say another word to my girlfriend your dead!

by iceman007 December 2, 2009

poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.

Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009

Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021

Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

proteslave

An intern, but their supervisors call them a "protege" whom they "mentor". Despite being called a protege, they mainly still get grunt work and office slave labor.

Intern: Here are your 3000 photocopies, sir.
Boss: Oh thank you.
*intern leaves*
Boss proudly says to friend: That's my "protege".
Friend: More like your "proteslave".

by iplant October 3, 2008

protesturbator

n. a person who likes to frequently participate in demonstrations in order to feel good about advocating some issue without really doing anything impacting

Geez! Those protesturbators have signs covering their walls from every rally they've been to.

by V4V December 19, 2008