an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought
by dilcurrie July 25, 2011
Get the I would, but I'm pregnant mug.Commonly thought to be an impossible statement, being 'a little pregnant' is when a woman is pregnant but still able to have an abortion.
Suzy: So it turns out I'm a little pregnant
Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.
Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?
Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!
Jackie: Oh no girl that's terrible! You're parents are going to kill you! By the way it's not possible to be just a little pregnant girl.
Suzy: Actually it IS possible because I have this freshly unbent coat-hanger right here. Would you mind giving me a hand?
Jackie: Of course, that's what friends are for!
by Dr. Abortion May 6, 2011
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Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')
Adjective
1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.
2. Literal: very pregnant
ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."
Adjective
1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.
2. Literal: very pregnant
ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."
Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.
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I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.
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