The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.
Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"
by fcsuper April 12, 2007
Get the Paper Pregnant mug.A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
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dreaming of better times
if things are down on paper they are easy to erase, rather than always playing on your mind.
if things are down on paper they are easy to erase, rather than always playing on your mind.
by titchy333 October 12, 2008
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Get the paper hat mug.A piece of tightly rolled paper bent in half lengthwise and shot from a rubber band "slingshot style".
I was sitting in math class when Jimmy shot a paper hornet at the back of my head and now I have a huge welt.
by CrazyMan June 6, 2004
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Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.
Chas. Manson: You don't mean...
Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
Chas. Manson: Damn!
Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.
Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.
Son of Sam: Prick.
Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.
Chas. Manson: You don't mean...
Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
Chas. Manson: Damn!
Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.
Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.
Son of Sam: Prick.
by Richard Halliburton November 1, 2007
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