infinity plus three

The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.

infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:

Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.

by It's true November 16, 2007

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

40 inch plus

A woman's booty that measures more than 40 inches or more around. Considered to be very sexy to many men.

Damn! Did you see that? At least 40 inch plus!!

by jffasdf May 9, 2006

plus 2's

Any woman who has breast implants/fake boobs

Damn dude look at those plus 2's

by mike19870 December 9, 2008

nutbuster plus

A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.

Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.

My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009

half-your-age-plus-seven

The social rule defining the youngest age one may date without it being socially unacceptable (or illegal). To compute the oldest one could date without it being socially awkward, simply subtract seven from one's own age, and multiply by two.

To compute the acceptable age an otherwise inappropriately matched couple would have to be before they could date, find the difference in their age, multiply by two, and add seven to get the age the older partner would have to be.

And remember, always round up when computing the youngest age you can date, and round down for the oldest. You know, just to be on the safe side.

Andy is 23, Betty is 19. Andy wants to know if they should date, so he computes half-your-age-plus-seven (18.5). This is an acceptable relationship.

Christine is 25, Donald is 43. Christine thinks she might be too young for Donald, so she reverses the half-your-age-plus-seven rule (36). This is an unacceptable relationship.

Eustace is 94, Frank is 46. Eustace considers the fact that half-your-age-plus-seven (54) makes this an inappropriate relationship to engage in. She also considers that she will be 110 before her relationship with Frank will be socially acceptable. She then considers the fact that she will be dead by then. Eustace continues on with her relationship with Frank anyway.

by Brash October 4, 2012