A politician is good at arguing. Therefore he/she is a master debater. Say "master debater" 3x fast - masturbater! Usually applies to a guy. Carries a negative connotation; implies that the boy can't ever get a girl and is lonely and extremely dorky.
Girl 1: What do you think of so-and-so, I think he's cute, don't you? Might make a good boyfriend.
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
by M. A. S, May 10, 2008
Get the politician mug.by theorist November 30, 2020
Get the Politicals mug.To hog some one's blunt, jay, or bowl. Say the designated amount of hits before a pass is 2, the following dialogue may occur if someone does more.
by Rory kane September 28, 2005
Get the Politicin` it mug.An immature adult that would like to be noticed by pretending to care about people they feel are below them. Politician can also be used to insult anyone that feels anything that can remotely put them down will destroy all their reputation hence politicians can't do anything wrong.
A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
A close synonym to squeaker as low immaturity will provide similar behavior.
1. hey calm down child your worse than a politician
2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
2. That girl is so sensitive she is like a polititian.
by hlczn December 20, 2013
Get the politician mug.A person who is a control freak or a crazy psychopath that tries to pass more and more idiotic and dumb laws because they want to get rid of something that they find offensive and want it abolished. These people tend to lack common sense, logic, and haven't done any of the necessary research in order to create any reasonable bill or law, but it gets passed anyways due to the idiodicy of the public that votes these bills in.
Instead of caring about more important matters such as murders, the economy, kidnappings, child abuse, etc., they pass more and more dumb laws restricting or banning things like comic books, manga, anime, books, freedoms of artistic expression, the ownership of exotic pets that are harmless (such as the majority of reptiles and arachnids), TV shows, and other related things just because they don't like it.
They do this by exaggerating and swaying the public opinion using methods such as swaying the public (who are unfortunately very dumb, uninformed and haven't done the research about the things that the politician wants banned as well) using commercials, biased speeches, using the bought and paid for media and many others. They mostly say that they are doing this for the public, when in reality, they are doing it for themselves since control freaks are psychopaths.
Instead of caring about more important matters such as murders, the economy, kidnappings, child abuse, etc., they pass more and more dumb laws restricting or banning things like comic books, manga, anime, books, freedoms of artistic expression, the ownership of exotic pets that are harmless (such as the majority of reptiles and arachnids), TV shows, and other related things just because they don't like it.
They do this by exaggerating and swaying the public opinion using methods such as swaying the public (who are unfortunately very dumb, uninformed and haven't done the research about the things that the politician wants banned as well) using commercials, biased speeches, using the bought and paid for media and many others. They mostly say that they are doing this for the public, when in reality, they are doing it for themselves since control freaks are psychopaths.
Here is a good quote about what a politician in the government is like:
"When it comes to government and law, truth and common sense guarantee absolutely nothing."
"When it comes to government and law, truth and common sense guarantee absolutely nothing."
by Digital Preacher December 26, 2014
Get the Politician mug.Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.
Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".
by QuacksO November 4, 2016
Get the politician car mug.Fuck bro, did you hear about the politician who said he would fix power?
Fuck yeah, what a drongo he would never fix it
Fuck yeah, what a drongo he would never fix it
by S.U.A.C October 29, 2017
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