Pussy Porridge

Being scared to do something or not attempting something.

Oh come on hit that jump pussy porridge!

by iiTz R Y A N iX October 4, 2010

porridge rocket

The implement you spear the beef curtains with - see beef curtains

I slowly entered her beef curtains and deposited my dick cheese from the end of my porridge rocket.

by Dr P Diddy October 17, 2003

Porras

A large headed Mexican with an untimely manner for sudden erections, usually lasting around 5 seconds.

He had pulled a "Porras" in the club last night.

by ""K"" April 5, 2016

porridge

owner of bronx forums


spamaholic

I likes to eat porridge

by Suprflyz March 19, 2003

porridge

Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

<Dumbkid1> I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
<me> PORRIDGE?
or:

<idiot>Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
<me>....Do you actually think I give a porridge?

by kut_kraz February 2, 2005

porridge muncher

To go down on (felate) your mate's (friend's) girlfriend or recently ex girlfriend.
(in that he may have consumed some of your semen).

You went down on my ex?
You're a porridge muncher!
You munched my porridge, ah ha. Porridge muncher.

Or
He went down on your girl?
What a porridge muncher.

by XSorXpire September 7, 2006

porridge

Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*

by Rath Illuser September 9, 2004