Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone

Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!

by Marcksman May 2, 2014

Phoner

A protrusion in one's pocket that is caused a large sized smartphone or phablet that creates an outline in their pants, almost similar to an erection or 'boner' in pants.

This new phablet I got is totally giving me a phoner when I put it in my pocket.

by Rotten Peach December 6, 2014

Phonercourse

The act of fiddling with your cell phone and checking social media while in public, usually to the detriment of traditional social situations.

Honey would you quit having phonercourse and just be with us? We only visit your grandma once a year for pete's sake!

by thomasrthelen July 3, 2014

Phoner

Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.

"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."

"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."

by gboi92 July 12, 2014

Phoner

When one gets a spontaneous erection from excitement of getting a new phone

Grant got a phoner when he got a new blackberry but when used it he never got phoner again

by Anynonomoud September 23, 2014

Phoner

When your phone flips in your pocket making it appear as if you have a boner.

I thought he was really into it, turns out it was just a phoner.

by fritogirll May 6, 2015

phoner

The apparent pants bulge from pocketing a large phone.

Check out that guy's phoner.

by Twex July 1, 2015