stoner philosophy

Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.

Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.

Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'

Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'

by anotherstoner April 19, 2014

philosophy

Literally, "love of wisdom."

From the Greek: "Philo" (love), and "sophos" (wisdom)

William James described it as "the pursuit of thinking objectively about the fundamental issues."

Consists in subjecting the whole of human knowledge to rigorous scrutiny. Major fields of philosophical thought include Metaphysics, Epistemology, Ethics, Aesthetics.

I want to know how we can know that we know that which we think we know. Thus, I am majoring in philosophy.

by DreamingSpires August 25, 2004

Holly Golightly Philosophy

The idea that a woman should not wear diamonds before the age of forty. Based on Holly Golightly's motto in Breakfast at Tiffany's, played by Audrey Hepburn.

girl #1: Check out those diamonds! You should get them, you just got your sweet sixteen B-Day money!
girl #2: No way, I live by the Holly Golightly Philosophy.

by Vamptastic February 22, 2009

palos heights

Palos heights is located on the South side of Chicago. The crowd that roams there varies. Very few blacks live there and if they do live there, their rich. Rich whites live there. There is a bad side though. White trash roams the streets and the common fuckboy can be found there. Normally it's just a bunch of whites trying to act black. Palos Heights also have tons of big houses. The girls are normally your typical White girl. They are rich and snotty, although you might find nice ones there too.

Person 1: Dude, do you know where Jenny lives?

Person 2: Yeah she lives in Palos Heights.
Person 1: Ugh I got no chance with her

fuckboy white girl rich chicago white trash snotty ugh

by SMDbro December 20, 2015

philosopher

The most dangerous sort of person. By means of intuition, thought, symbols, and words, a philosopher may build or destroy civilizations, all behind the scenes, unknown by those who end up using her ideas as everyday beliefs. The power of the philosopher, for good or ill, often lasts well beyond the grave, over centuries and millennia.

Philosophers aim at discovering truth. As truth is perspectival and has an historical aspect, no philosopher or philosophy captures all truth absolutely in all its possible nuances and applications. Many thinkers misunderstand this fact of reality and human finitude, while other schools have grasped it.

Those that don't understand the limited nature of human beings believe their philosophy is a complete system that explains reality absolutely, usually with disastrous consequences historically; those that do understand this create philosophies that are open-ended and admit that progress in understanding is possible over time, each generation adding and amending errors as needed.

"Hegel, an absolutist 19th c. philosopher who believed he had explained all of reality, influenced Karl Marx, who, in turn, believed his philosophy explained all of reality. In turn, Ayn Rand took Marx's philosophy and turned it upside-down and, just as absolutely, believed she had completely explained all of reality. All three philosophers have had a certain detrimental effect on history - Hegel influencing Nazism, Marx Communism, and Rand an authoritarian resurrection of Laissez-Faire Capitalism and worship of selfishness."

by A Loser July 30, 2012

Philosophication

The act of getting beyond a point of normal conversation, conversation that can either trip you out or make you confused but at the same time makes you feel like you actually know what your talking about until reality sets back in.

I was getting down on some philosophication when I realized after the conversation I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

by BJskits January 17, 2011

philosophorgasm

Great excitement due to the understanding of a philosophical term, a school, a book, an article or alike.

Great excitement due to the flirting proximity of a cute philosopher. Alternatively known as brain and down there tickles.

He has an philosophorgasm whenever the sexy professor talks.

by The brainy mistress October 4, 2011