pool wood

After swimming in a pool for an extended period of time you exit to discover you have a boner. Usually there are many females in bikinis around.

I went to the public pool yesterday. When I got out I noticed everyone was staring at me. I looked down and to my dismay I had pool wood.

by Emily Murr July 31, 2006

Pool Hall Hustle

To pretend to suck at something while someone is watching then challenge Money is involved them to whatever it is you're doing. Thinking that you suck, they accept the challenge. Then you play seriously, surprising them and causing them to lose, and you to hustle some money out of them. Primarily performed at a game of Pool or Billiards.

Timmy: Why would you bet 200 dollars on a game of pool?
Joe: He was playing shitty before I thought he sucked!
Timmy: You got hit with the Pool Hall Hustle, bro.

by SundanceKid January 14, 2008

Dropping the Cosby's by the pool

To defecate.

Hey man, I gotta drop the Cosby's off at the pool but I have no TP.

by homebox February 2, 2003

You don't get to swim in the pool!

A person who is extremely stupid

Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?

"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."

by Lina April 16, 2005

car pool

No, this is not a car that has a pool inside.

When people take turns driving people to places.

Bonnie: Haley, it's your turn in the car pool. Drive the kids to shcool.
Haley: Okay.

by PuppyLOVER562 January 1, 2008

drop kids at the pool

slang word for taking a dump

you would use this at a posh party or at a family members house i.e.

Excuse me I must go and drop the kids at the pool

by osama bin layd soon and his cave dwelling monkey s July 3, 2003

above-ground gene pool

Reference to the genetic composition of those who are generally considered to be stupid, ignorant, or crude. Refers to the view that above-ground pools are inferior, tacky, or déclassé.

Would you look at that knuckle dragger...he definitely comes from the above-ground gene pool.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006