Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.

I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.

by Rellov January 17, 2017

Nigger Packing

When you pack by throwing your shit into trash bags an hour after you needed to leave

Person 1- I thought you were traveling with Ed
Person 2 - had to catch an Uber because Ed was Nigger Packing

by Eloncrust June 2, 2018

Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021

Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.

Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.

by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022

cold packing

Performing an act of necrophilia. Generally, when the body has been dead long enough to lose all body heat.

Did you know cold packing is not illegal in like 20 states?

by Jenzo the Historian March 7, 2022

Stamina Packing

fast discord packing ; longest in vc wins

"yo my stamina packing was crazy, I lasted over 13 hours"
"nigga no way"
"on god"

by windynfa June 28, 2023

cooter packing pussy licker

to lick the clitor/ass

oral sex

by harley October 26, 2003