Parvan

A very aggresive, big & dishonest person. He is a very thick and overweighted person. If you meet a Parvan, you need to run before he sits on you and eventually suffocating you with his weight.

Someone: Oh my god look! He destroys everything in his path even if that something is heavy.

Me: Oh, well then it’s most probably a Parvan

by Fxxious July 3, 2022

Milhouse parents

when someone's parents look like they could be brother and sister, or very closely related

Wendy's mom and dad both have extremely similar noses, head shapes, eyes, smiles and hair color. They look so much alike that people often confuse them for being siblings. They're not siblings, they're just Milhouse parents.

by Jane56 July 20, 2014

Rich Parents

Your key to having a college education

I can't go to college like Riley. He has Rich Parents.

by CCPMan October 12, 2017

church parents

Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.

If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.

Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.

by The Real Driller July 6, 2021

Full Freight Parent

Parent(s) of a college student who did not receive any financial aid thereby requiring the parents to foot the entire cost of the college education.

Bubba University is pleased to sponsor a light luncheon to honor our Full Freight Parents. Our Full Freight Parents will also be given preferred parking at this year's graduation.

by Theamazingken July 24, 2012

Attack Helicopter Parent

An overbearing parent who treats all who interact with the child as if they will most certainly make a mistake and cause their child harm. As "helicopter parents" hover around the child to ensue the child is guided, the attack helicopter parent obsesses over any who come in contact with the child.

Tim's kid asked if I had candy so I gave him a stick of gum. So Tim starts raisin his voice about the kid's diet. Tim's one'a them attack helicopter parents.

by Danny Soto December 22, 2018

Lurman’s Parents

Lurman’s parents are when someone has parents who are half insane. The father is a white french muslim man with a secret prostate massager and the mother is a buddhist pacifist vegan who doesn’t shower.

Yo did you guys meet his mom and dad? They’re just like Lurman’s parents!

by BenitoBrah February 1, 2022