Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

Pearced

Verb:
pɪərs'd

Origin:
1250–1300; MONA percen < OF perc(i)er < FKA *pertūsiāre, v. deriv. of L pertūsus, ptp. of pertundere to bore. MU (Arch) hons 3.

Extremely cold or bitter: a Pearcing wind;
To make (a hole, opening, etc.) by or as by boring;
To affect sharply with some sensation or emotion, as of cold, pain, or grief: The wind Pearced her body. His words Pearced our hearts.

Him: 'Why the overwhelming sense of despair?'
Her: 'We've been Pearced.'
Him: 'I'm so sick of that cunt.'

by A Vexed Sure Vet December 16, 2009

parted driveway

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011

Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

by wch-meister October 6, 2017

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017

partedom

the state of being parted with someone important, especially a loved-one
Etymology: parted + om (state of-)

My partedom was very difficult to handle.

by Truelinguistics October 23, 2017

Parsed

When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs

I’m so parsed right now

by LERCHY D May 28, 2018