panthalassian

A mythical creature that looks like a human, but has silver hair and red eyes. Like vampires, they drink blood, but they live underwater and lack fangs. They have also been known to rape merfolk and humans, then drink their blood.

Viola the panthalassian fucked me on the beach last night. It was awesome!

by tommyknocker590 July 5, 2012

panther tank

A big ass German tank with a high velocity 75mm cannon, enough to put Russian t-34 85's into their cold hard grave! Has sloped frontal armor, and very to little side armor!

RussianBias2283: Yeah panther tank are weak and retarded!

PantherDSupreme: That's why you are dead.

by SpecificDolphin February 5, 2018

Pink Panther Dick

When a male with rosacea had a light pink shaft and a fiery red tip, usually combined with unkempt pubes

Me: Dalton has a Pink Panther Dick
Jordan: what’s that?
Me: when a guy has an unnaturally light pink shaft with a flaming red tip.

Jordan: I mean, you’re not wrong.

by shortcake._.caleigh January 26, 2019

being a panther

being a panther means being high on cocaine

Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!

Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?

by snail trail March 27, 2010

Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 9, 2010

Pant Cramp

when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.

Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.

by burrito!!! December 19, 2010

pant sale

Is a description for an extremely sexy woman who may or may not be wearing tight pants. Regardless of the pant tightness she is said to be selling them in the form of an invitation for sexual intercourse.

Rich: "Is she selling?"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"

by wastemgmtbrandon April 10, 2011