Thomas Osbaldeston is the best person in the world and never judges anyone; he is my best friend .... And a hipster before hipsters knew they were hipsters
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Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
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Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"
Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."
Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"
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"Yo, have you seen Richard Osborne?"
"No, but there is a giant storm cloud coming our way so I guess that's him."
"No, but there is a giant storm cloud coming our way so I guess that's him."
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