the oprah winfrey 

When you finish in your significant others face while screaming "you get it in the face! You get it in the face!"

It was so hot when we had sex last night. He surprised me with the Oprah Winfrey.

the oprah winfrey by PhoenixFury36 May 18, 2016

big fat oprah tits 

when a situation has reached an all time low

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.

big fat oprah tits by goodaaron January 25, 2003

Orange Oprah 

A mom who tries to be famous by riding on the coattails of her actress/singer daughter. First used to describe LiLo's mother, Dina. Also known as O Squared.

1. Get your daughter a career with Disney.

2. Fuck up that Disney career by having her party excessively and drink underage.

3. When in doubt, always opt for implants!

4. Disney has fired her and her cokewhore antics, so try to get her some other movie roles before her career dies.

5. She may have been in rehab three times this year, but never lose hope.

6. Give up when she comes out of the closet.

7. Get her little sister a reality show on E.

8. Repeat.

You are now an Orange Oprah!

Orange Oprah by YerMumma October 18, 2008

go sue Oprah 

in reference to how much Oprah has acquired monetarily, and really just needs to be sued

How much are those sub sandwiches? Well, go sue Oprah, those prices are just too high.

go sue Oprah by Bapty August 10, 2009

the oprah winfrey 

When you finish in your significant others face while screaming "you get it in the face! You get it in the face!"

Oh my god, it was so hot when my boyfriend and I had sex, then he surprised me with the Oprah Winfrey.

the oprah winfrey by PhoenixFury36 May 18, 2016

Stinky Oprah 

The act of defecating and storing it under someone's chair as a surprise gift.

My buddy was pissing me off so I gave him a Stinky Oprah in his office.

Stinky Oprah by All Beef Passy March 20, 2013

whole other Oprah 

a way to say that's another story entirely; similar to can of worms; back in the day when the oprah show was all shock television one day it would be cheating husbands the next it'd be drug-addicted prostitutes

Y: Our boss is such a dumbster!
X: Did you hear about him asking out the new secretary???
Y: Yes...don't get me started!!! That's a whole other Oprah.

whole other Oprah by absolutely April 13, 2008