On Oneism

Mastering the art of truly being On One with out causing any problems or drama in ones life. An enlightend state very many attempt and few achive.

Dave “Dude the E.O.O. has been sippin of the same handle of jb for the last week”
Steve “He is truly a master of On Oneism”

by oneder April 30, 2005

onezie

A woman that is trying to have sex with a musician. Like a groupie, but only there for one person. First stated in the Tech N9ne song 1zie

No no no, a groupie comes for the whole group, you just came for me, you're my onezie

by WhatifIwasreal? June 3, 2010

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.

When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

by Tell all May 13, 2012

Oneism

New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.

Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008

by Senenmut January 17, 2009

brittany oneill

a porn star with huge tits

did you just see brittany oneill bang out two donkeys?

by CRAIG HRABEL January 26, 2010

onedirectionsexual

stop with these fake ass sexualities it's not a funny joke, it's just blatantly homophobic. just like dreamsexual, dracosexual and whatever else this generation comes up with

Person 1: I'm only attracted to One Direction, I think I'm onedirectionsexual
Person 2: bitch die, you homophobe *gives a life lesson*

by ella..tomlinson August 31, 2021

Under-Onesie

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.

Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.

by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016