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practice safe sites

the action of not going on sites that could give you malicious viruses. More specifically this is aimed towards porn sites because they often tend to f up your computer.
Dave: Dude did you check out that new porn site i sent you a link to?
Pete: Nah man, I've started to practice safe sites ever since i got that virus scare
Dave: Good call bro, i should probably start doing that.
by RCDpiratePete June 1, 2011
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dick at first site

Just like love at first site you find some one so gorgeous you end up fucking them
Jessica: dude I saw this guy last night
Amy: whoa really?
Jessica: yeah it was dick at first site
Amy: oml you slut
by triggered frittered April 18, 2017
mugGet the dick at first sitemug.

Sale Site Wanker

People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker
by therealslimshaney72 September 21, 2017
mugGet the Sale Site Wankermug.

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.
Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003
mugGet the this web site sucksmug.

Trah-bong-site

Street version of the name for a lesser-well-known suburb of Manchester; Longsight. Heavily infested with gangsters and ninjas, a 'lingo' has developed there to fox the authorities. The code may be applied to any word simply by replacing the first consonant of a word with 'Trah' and inserting 'b' before the remaining letters; in words beginning with vowels, simply prefix 'Trah-b...'
"Th'yo, th'yo, th'yo, yous'th goin' Trah-bong-site {Longsight} or Levveh {Levenshulme}??"

"Th'sweet, yo, give us th'sum of that trah-borange {orange}, th'yo"

"Ahm fuckin' trah-blingin' {blingin'} mate, fuckin' check it, th'yo"
by Markus Barkus March 20, 2005
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Rolling Web Site

1. A web site like Myspace that takes very long periods of time to load. 2. A web site that will fail to move the user to the next page for no apparent reason. 3. A cheaply, poorly constructed, outdated, web site that causes emotional stress to the user.
Myspace is the number 1# Rolling Web Site on the Internet! In the 5 years I have been using it, the same problems exist! Does Tom ever update the site???
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
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myspace site model

14 year old ho that has major issues and needs to find a new, less damaging hobby while in middle school.
a myspace site model is your little sister when she's taking pix in the bathroom and youre knocking and you just see the flashes from under the door. then you wonder "which uncle was it?"
by thegnzo April 2, 2009
mugGet the myspace site modelmug.

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