omelette

An egg based dish - the poor man's lunch.

Take three eggs, toss them in a mixer, throw in half an onion, salt and pepper, then fry in a pan until it looks edible.

Voila, you have an omelette.

by Tronno December 4, 2004

spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet

Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.

by Big Johnson 1195 June 20, 2010

omelet

Ejaculation into an unknowing victim's ear. After this step, the pinna, or exterior cartilage is folded over much like that of an egg omelet.

"Oh, you son of a bitch, why'd you do that in my ear." "Shut-up, you loved that omelet"

by Aquabat March 10, 2004

spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.

Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.

by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008

OMLETE

to ejaculate in a man/womans ear and fold closed so it sticks

my ear is crusty from that omlete

by Michael Lozano September 30, 2007

the omelet

When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.

One time, I made this ho breakfast, cooked her the omelet.

by Rickety Split December 3, 2007

smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005