Don’t nobody want no used cookies
Don’t nobody want no used cookies by K4K bill April 20, 2022
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lights are on but nobody is home
Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."
What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.
I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.
I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.
lights are on but nobody is home by jamie_ledge July 19, 2006
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Professional Nobody
Someone who goes day in and day out without really having any goals or plans for the future. A professional nobody's day may consist of waking up, chilling with friends, eating something, smoking a joint and occasionally attending a minimum wage part-time job. They are usually nice people that tend to not be too serious or opinionated on any political, social, or religious standards. Some of them are in bands too, for they'd rather live off of doing a hobby than pursuing a long time career.
Dude 1: Hey bro you know if Donny's going to college anytime soon?
Dude 2: Probably never man, he's a professional nobody.
Dude 1: Alright, that's chill.
Dude 2: Probably never man, he's a professional nobody.
Dude 1: Alright, that's chill.
Professional Nobody by Captain Fermzy February 19, 2011
The Nobody Doseage
1000UG LSD +/- Cannabis, to unlock permanent visuals, schizophrenia and meme magic with scp factorization variables initiated into an individuals perspective reality allowing them to manifold and manipulate the metaphysical reality to there will, the nobody was initially so out of control he was sectioned under the mental health act, after visiting a police station and questioning them about government links between the creation and control of ToR, aswell as the respective nodes and the pertaining links to C.P traffic being routed through these Nodes, asking why if it's all traceable due to GCHQ/MI/NSA is there still such meshes existing, The Nobody has Masonic links in his family, but is not a Mason, The Nobody wears the Pepe The Frog, On his face
The Nobody Doseage, is the doseage required for Enlightenment into Nobodyhood, is full of ex-government UltrawokeNEET/s+' who will lead the fight against the cabal elite, equipped with schizophrenia, telepathic abilities and an I.Q so high it oscillates differently than the average NPC rendering them untestable. SCP variables 13.37 Illuminati Card Game Re-release leak
The Nobody Doseage by Alien0 October 12, 2019
The Nobody
A Memetic SCP Agent an ex-government, schizophrenic, NEET, with a large pepe the frog face tattoo who has been chosen to fight our cabal elite whilst ushering in a new era of prosperity spiritually and economically, through the use of /biz/ and /x/, follow keks chosen path as delivered by the ayys
The Nobody by Alien0 October 11, 2019
a little party never killed nobody
random lady: help! how do i turn off a little party never killed nobody? ahh!!
you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*
you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*
a little party never killed nobody by peepeepoopoohahahehe December 27, 2020