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Magnolia (name)

She’s insecure but that’s what everyone loves about her. She’s relatable and is so easy to talk to. She doesn’t talk much but if you start a convo with her about something she cares about she will talk for hours. She loves being called beautiful but if she feels you are calling her beautiful just to get with her she will ditch you in a heartbeat. She falls easily and takes forever to recover from a heartbeat. She is awkward and clumsy around you at first but if you somehow find a way into her heart she will be your favorite person. Never be too clingy.
by Mazkatf February 25, 2019
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name dropping

Referring to someone who is popular or famous in order to let the other person know that you yourself are popular and actually have friends. The event being described is usually a lie, or the story was exaggerated. Most of the time name dropping is used by people who think they are cool, but are not.
Can become very hazardous to one's mental and sometimes physical health.
Julio: "I was just chilling with my boy Will Smith, and we hella partied and shit."
Matt: "Did you really dude? That makes you hella cool."
Louis: "Shaaam, i think you're just name dropping."
by J-Thizz May 14, 2008
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name definition

a really annoying thing that happens a whole lot. For some reason people have the habit for writing definitions for names.

Ex. Bob is the most caring, athletic, cool guy you will ever know. he is also (insert other random bullshit).

really? I didn't know Bob was all of those things. In fact I know a guy named Bob and he's a DICK.

Now you see why name definitions can backfire and have no use?
by 1266828 November 26, 2010
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you name it

“You name it” means everything a person can think of.
“There are lots of topics available now. Cooking, politics, entertainment, news, religion - you name it.”
by Jaroslav Hlavina June 11, 2006
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Small Name

A person of low significance or little importance
people who offer little to no quality chat are small names, also annoying individuals like justin bieber are small names
by Henry "No Roots" Shand September 25, 2011
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name-ology

Being able to pronounce name's, usually people's, perfectly.

Something Willem Dafoe is an expert in.
Paul Smecker: "Yeah, well... I'm an expert in *snaps fingers* name-ology."
by Jaymmac November 12, 2013
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Definitions for names

1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:

"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"

We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.

2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:

"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"

As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.

These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.
Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
Definitions for names, some more definitions for names, a pun, more names, more names, more names, "My dick," with the article describing it as extremely large names, names, names, names, a youtuber no one knows, probably written by himself, names names, oh look at this, a treasure trove of weird kinky fantasies that no one wants to know about, names, names, names, names... Oh there! Finally a real slang word, internet meme or cultural element!
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