Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 18, 2024

Mute

Someone who is craving

My father just wants mute, but mom won't give him any. R.I.P his life Big F in chat.

by Messing Aroung with 2 January 22, 2022

mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.

Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.

by fatherjeans February 25, 2021

bacon mute

bacon mute is the best founding player and currently the best mute. He will become the next hr as well!

Bacon mute is the best mute

by bacon the hot iw mute April 22, 2021

Mute

Mute in some cases is when someone decides they’re going to dissociate and remove themselves from the world, acting as if they aren’t there. So quiet and distant that they’re “mute”. Sometimes the person also decides not to talk, or go off the radar. Some people use minimal language and words. Others only talk slightly, maybe one conversation a day. But it’s always quiet. Trying to appear as if they don’t exist in the current reality.

“Ah mate, my friend Sally has gone all mute on me. Blocking me out and being all quiet.”

by Somewhatstrange September 18, 2023

this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023