Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.

Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?

by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

muttongeoff

bellend plonker lampshade

Glovehead was a muttongeoff when he hid his beer under his bed.

by lamb chop November 26, 2003

muratore

Muratore is Scotish for Concrete

That bloody muratore truck spilt muratore all over the road

by jmw456363 May 28, 2006

mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007

Muttok

This is an unusual organism which resembles a Half Sheep Half Bollock. Basically a big fluffy bollock, with some saggy scrotal skin. Usually hang around in gangs of 40

John: "Dude what's that!?"
Dick: "It's a Muttok"
John: "Fuck that's ugly"
Dick: "You should hear it sing, i wonder where the other 39 are?"

by Daniel Tucker February 13, 2008