munzer

person better then artem;sex god

that person is such a munzer

by mynameiscourtneylosers January 16, 2008

Mantern

Male intern

John hired a mantern this summer.

by ColleenV October 17, 2008

Manterboating

The placement of one's face, into the cleavage of a man's moobs, followed by the side-to-side shaking of the head accompanied with a motor-ing sound.

John made many trips to McDonalds on Friday; resulting in a hefty, yet delicious figure. Sarah was captivated by his rolls and decided manterboating his moobs at the pool the next day would be a hot idea.

by D & L February 3, 2008

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

Murter

When a woman exercises her right to an abortion and salty incel boys with ugly dye jobs are upset about it

🤡: abortion is murter and also im homophobic
Everyone else: shut up white boy nobody asked

by bittleshoney July 22, 2019

muntress

Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.

Omg, Em just munted on that matress!
Someone put that muntress outside, it reeks!

by M-ASS O-Camp07 December 14, 2008