Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Morwenna

Morwenna (pronounced more-when-a) is a noun similar to the word fiend. A morwenna is the type of character that will come to your house, eat all your food and then ron you.

I can't believe you ate all the pork pies! Your such a morwenna!

by shazzabbz January 15, 2012

mowed the lawn

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.

Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.

by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

Little sack mower

a razor used to shave a man's testicular area. Also a term to be randomly shouted.

"He used a little sack mower on his balls"

by Samantha June 27, 2004

Mexican lawn mower

Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower

I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower

by Raptormage19 July 1, 2014

The Lawn Mower.

A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.

Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.

Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?

Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010