modulation

Another term for robotic masturbation.

I am going to go in that room, and engage in a session of modulation

by Slau December 13, 2007

momcation

Moms that go on vacation without their kids

My daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and I yelled I need a MOMCATION!

by mm10 February 1, 2012

Motivational speaker

Code word for strippers.

We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.

by ThizzKid650 September 3, 2022

Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...

Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

Motivation

Irrelevant. And you don't care. YOU don't want me to benefit from this and other people have EXPLICITLY STATED that they don't want me to benefit from this (3 people specifically. Tyrone, Internet Tyrone, and Fat Neckbeard. None of them refute the fact that I've done the things I've said I've done but they all relish the fact that I am not being allowed to use it to elevate myself above them socially and economically) so MY motivation is whatever you need it to be to justify preventing me from benefiting from this. I think whatever you think I think and I feel whatever emotion you project on to me. Thus is the solipsistic nature of man.

Hym "Let's talk about YOUR motivation. I'm sure it's 100% altruistic. You're the lords prophet who doesn't believe in God (in an ontological sense) and seriously tried to frame 'belief in God' as this sort of affront to God like "Who could even dare to say that they believe in something so profound and magnificent!?' LITERALLY 99% percent of the planet. That's who. Basically everyone but you. And then you round up your sycophants to sit there and blow smoke up God's ass with statements like 'Well maybe God is too magnificent, too good for mortal eyes to behold' in an attempt to overcompensate for your inability to reconcile with your analytical mind's inability to believe. So what is YOUR actual motivation for participating in this facade? Spite? To teach me a lesson that I will never learn? Punishment? Revenge? You sure as hell aren't doing me any favors over there. Better yet, what would my motivation have to ACTUALLY BE from me to get credit for my contribution? If my motivation is relevant AT ALL, what is the acceptable motivation that gets me the things I want? Nothing. Nothing would satisfy you. And because nothing would satisfy you, my motivation is irrelevant. You do not care about my motivation."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2023

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Medication

Another word for drugs both illegal and legal

Yo bro do you have that medication i wanted

by Loki the best asguardian May 20, 2019