Mitchel Cave

A tall crack whore. The word 'yuh' is the only word in his dictionary, he's part kangaroo. His lice are his backup vocals, cannot under any circumstances properly enunciate words clearly.

can you fucking speak properly ur such a MITCHEL CAVE

by isawthereaper June 12, 2019

Mitch Hedberg

funny ass comedian.dak sunglasses are always present on his face.

some of his brilliannce:

i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that will get really mad if i say that.

cucumbers are pickles that sold out.

a woman asked me where i see myself in five years,i said "celebratin the fifth year anniversary, of you askin me that question!"

by mitch fan October 2, 2004

charlie mitchell

a chocolate leprachaun then laughs when he runs because the grass tickles his balls

the charlie mitchell is laughing bc the grass is so high

by jimmy stiner May 18, 2009

Mr. Mitchell

A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.

“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”

“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”

by Lmao Whyy January 22, 2019

Dirty Mitch

When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.

Tom: Holy Fuck! come check this out, somebody pulled a dirty mitch!

by Supermannnnnnn December 9, 2008

Michelle Beadle

Incredibly hot co host of the espn show sportsnation really really hot

Guy 1-Hey man you watch Sportsnation.

Guy 2-Yeah Colin's cool, but Michelle Beadle is HOT!

Guy 1-So hot

by drew10796 April 1, 2010

mitch hedberg

Funniest comedian alive, see crack head, lol but the best crack head.

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

by n333m October 19, 2004