misery guts

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

pit of misery

The dungeon of terror when you don't bring bud light to a party.

I did not bring bud light to the party so I was sentenced to the pit of misery.

by Ryanraptor December 9, 2017

Angry Coal Miner

When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!

Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.

by JMcClure October 23, 2008

misery

depression,the state of being really unhappy,feeling hopeless,angry

she was so full of misery because her life was full of pain.

by Belinda h. December 7, 2003

Mierda Secas

An insulting term to MS -13 which means in Spanish "dry shit".

Fuck dem mierda secas.

by R3Y Loc May 11, 2008

Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.

My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.

by Total Simon August 12, 2009

maserati

an Italian sports car made in Modena. thier current production models are: coupe, spyder, and quattroporte. they are sorta under-rated and a good alternative to the porsche 911, benz sl, and other cars. very exclusive

Once the man test drove the maserati, he traded in his SL500.

by anonymous December 29, 2004