The best fighting game, has Sub-Zero (my favorite), Scorpion, Liu Kang, Goro, Shao Kahn, and other fighters. Recommended!
Ha, liberists and feminist failed.
Ha, liberists and feminist failed.
SFII: Yeah, I da best game eva.
UPS Guy: Package for arcade store?
PPL: NEW FRIGGN GAME!
Mortal Kombat 1: Sup mofos.
PPL: OMG FATALITYS!
SFII: Guys? come back!
(And so the SFII arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and MK1 is dominating the arcades.)
UPS Guy: Package for arcade store?
PPL: NEW FRIGGN GAME!
Mortal Kombat 1: Sup mofos.
PPL: OMG FATALITYS!
SFII: Guys? come back!
(And so the SFII arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and MK1 is dominating the arcades.)
by dekabreak May 30, 2007
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Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.
Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so cute!
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
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Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
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The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
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