maxzine

the ugliest and stupidest bitch alive. some refer to her as a fire crotch. others would say she takes it up the butt from her cousin. tasty.

Bob:"hey maxzine how are ya?"
Maxzine:"Uh... 7?"
Bob:"dipshit."
Maxzine:"let's do it."

by Sirbrina April 14, 2009

maxine

maxine should not be trusted. she’s a right silly cow who is also a home wrecker so stay away. she’s a little cunt who also has an alcohol addiction. she’s the fattest, ugliest birch you will ever meet

eww looks, it’s a maxine. stay away

by SpasticDog135 December 27, 2019

Maxinie

Monster who is often grouchy and has no sense of respect for other people. Is also a weenie.

Maxinie the Weenie was disrespecting mommy.

by caramell October 21, 2008

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009

Maxgina

A huge pussy or bitch.

That guy keeps bitching about everything, he's such a Maxgina.

by gymtansmush August 18, 2010

Maxsian

1. Greatness; Pure Goodness; Flawless. Usually in form of a pie.

2. A group of people who wish to help and enlighten people with products they have made.

"Wow, your so great, your a slice of the Maxsian Pie!"

"Look at that Maxsian in the street! Their giving away their special Sea Bonobos."

by Silent Stalker June 19, 2011

Maxine Mandel

A genuine person who is easily corrupted. I love her to death and I want to marry her at some point. She is someone who is amazing and hot and sexy. And she likes bending for soap in the shower.

I gave her a Maxine Mandel last night.

by Disgustache November 28, 2011