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Masingita

A person that can hang out with anyone.At first most are hated from first glance but slowly on after being with them more often they become more understanding and are know to be personal therapists .Mostly avoids conflict and has an extreme love for music and very aesthetic. The name Masingita means miracle and hence is given to people with a background or upcoming with miraculous events or experiences .
I thought Masingita was an annoying and hated person but after hanging out with them they were so relatable and had a great vibe.
by Thatkidsingi November 22, 2021
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Measting

I am absolutely measting on this guy.
by TheTrueMeast April 21, 2022
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Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
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Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
by Boukster September 25, 2015
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pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.
"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"
by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017
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canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.
Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.
by Deep Throate October 24, 2017
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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