Pronounced "Marble-eet" A person who defends Jenna Marbles to the World's end. They think she is funny and the best person ever, and anyone who says otherwise is a terrible person and they think they should die. Girls want to be her, guys just want to sleep with her.
"Jenna Marbles is so funny, y'all don't know what you are talking about. She has 5 MILLION views on youtube, she must be funny!!"
"She is not funny, you just want to be her and are a Marblete."
A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.
-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom] in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.
A party that you get during elementary school if you are able to transfer all the marbles to the other jar in a short amount of time. If you do transfer all the marbles, you get a whole day party, free food, wear your pyjamas to school, not do any school work starting after homeroom and use your devices! If you didn't you each 2 more sheets of math and science.
Teacher: Okay class, you transferred all the marbles! You get a Marble Party!
Class: YAY!!!!!!!
Teacher: lol jk you didn't you get 2 extra math sheets and science sheets each.
Class: gives the teacher death stare
Class: is angry af